Ek baar ek aadmi k saamne sher aa gya, usne upar dekhte hue kaha, “bhagwan main to mar gya”. Us din bhagwaan b mood mein the, upar se awaaz aayi, “ek patthar utha, aur sher k sarpe maar de”, usne maar diya, phr upar se awaaz aayi, “Beta, mara to tu ab hai”
Ek baar 1 Train achanak patri se utar gayi, Kheton mein idhar udhar jaane lagi aur fir wapas patri par aa gayi. Railway walon ne driver Santa pe enquiry bithai … Puchha ki kya hua. . . Santa: “Ek aadmi patri par khada tha aur hat hi nahi raha tha”. Officer to Santa :- Pagal ho kya? 1 admi ke liye tumne sare passengers ki zindagi jokhim mein daal di? Us 1 aadmi ko kuchal dena tha !!!” Santa: “Main wahi to karne jaa raha tha ki achanak wo patri se utar kar kheton mein idhar udhar bhagne laga or fir mene b train uski taraf ghuma di
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Santa ( samosa khate huye) Banta.:tum samose ke bass aloo kyu kha rahe.ho Santa:doctor ne mujhe bhaar ka khane se mana kiya hai
Vinamra Suchna- Barish k mosam me Sote Samay sare kapde Utaar kr soye, . . . . . . . . . . bahar Rassi pe reh gaye to bheeg jayenge.!! Dirty mind…!!
(A real story) Wo apni Maa sy Jany ki ijazat lay raha tha Maa ne ansu bhari ankhon se uski tarf dekha Or kanpti hui awaz main kaha Ja beta Khuda teri hifazat kry Uski behan ai or Uski kaamyabi k lye DUA ki phir wo Apne bap ki tarf Mura Bap pareshan tha Us ne Mohabbat se Us k sar pe Hath phera aur Usay galay lgaya.Aur socha.. Janey kb wapsi ho? Main zinda bhe hon ga ya nahe… aur Wo apni gari mein CNG bharwaney chala gaya..!
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