padhai sirf 2 wajah se hoti he shok ki wajah se or dar ki wajah se . . . . . faltu ke shok hum rakhte nahi aur darte to hum kisike baap se bhi nahi
Wife or husband shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne kaha : . . . Shehzaadi !!! 5 Rupay de de……Andha hoon . . . . Husband ne wife ki taraf dekha ar bola :”De de… . . Waqai andha hai ..O:);DB)
Dad: You have to marry the girl of my choice Son: No!!! Dad: She is the daughter of Bill Gates Son: Okay! The Dad goes to Bill gates house Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son Bill Gates: No!!! Dad: He is the CEO of World Bank Bill Gates: Then okay!! The Dad goes to the owner of World bank Dad:I want you to post my son as the CEO of your company Owner: No!!! Dad: He is the Son in Law of Bill Gates Owner: Okay!!!
Sonia Gandhi : I am bored, message me few jokes. . . . Manmohan Singh : Madam, I am in a cabinet meeting taking important decisions. . Sonia : Ha..Ha..Ha.. Good One!! Send few more….
Bhikhari (Car me bethi lady se):”Madam10 Rs dedo.. Lady ne paise de diye.. Bhikhari jane laga tabi lady boli:”Baba Dua To Dete Jao.. . . . . Bhikhari:”Car Me To Baithi Hai Moti.. Ab Kya “Rocket Pe Baithegi” Bhikari Rockzz Lady Shockzz
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