Kaun kehte hain ki buddhe ishq nahin karte, Kaun kehte hain ki buddhe ishq nahin karte, Wo karte hain lekin log unpar shak nahin karte.
Ek kavi shaadi ke baad apni biwi se bola: Aaj se tum hee meri kavita ho,kalpana ho,bhawana ho! Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap hee dinesh ho,rohit ho,rakesh ho!
Man on phone:Maa ek khush khabar hain. Hum do se teen ho gaye..! Maa:Mubarak ho, beta hua ya beti? Man:Meri biwi ne doosri shaadi karli!
Aap na hote toh hum kho gaye hote apni zindagi se ruswah ho gaye hote yuh to apko gudmrng kehne ke liye uthe hain varna hum toh abhi bhi so rahe hote!
Jaane anjane me agar maine apka dil dukhaya ho, Kabhi tang kiya ho, Badtamizi ki ho toh uske liye aapse jo ho sakta hai karlo. Kyunki hum sudharne waalon mey se nahi hai..!
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