Saturday, 24 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 83

Zindagi me do cheeze kabhi mat karna. . . . . Jab Karna hi nahi hai to sun ke kya karna. So tention mat lo. enjoy life.



Gaur farmaiyega! Wo baithe the latrin me maikhana samajh kar, Aur lote ka pani pi gaye paimana samajh kar.



Girl’s smile creates greatest confusion in boy’s mind…. Ghanto tak samajh hi nai aata… Ki hass k dekh rahi hai.. Ya dekh ke hass rahi hai?



Mor Morni ko kiss krne lga. Morni use rok k idhr udhr dekhne lgi, Mor: Kya hua Janu? Morni-Dekh rhi hu aas pass Discovry wale to nhi h Sale MMS bna lete hain.



‘mobile’ ek mandir hai, ‘sms’ iska bhagwan hai, ‘sms’ bhejne wala pujaari hai. ‘sms’ padne wala bhakt hai, Padkar ‘sms’ na karne wala ‘BHIKARI’ hai..



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