Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole ‘Darling,how ru?’ Na karo to bole ‘Brother,who ru?’
2 birds sitting on a tree. A shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other flew away.. why? Saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega??
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya Mouse! Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri Spouse!
Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat kaun ho tum batlao.. Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat kaun ho tum batlao… Jagaao jagaao… Nescafe pilaao !!
Maana ki “pyaar” ka pehla akshar hi adhura hai Lekin ‘pyaar’ me se ‘p’ ko nikal do to ‘yaar’ reh jata hai aur aap jaisa yaar ho to zindagi se pyaar ho jata hai
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