Ek Shaadi mein ek Sardar cycle ki break haath mein lekar naach raha tha… Ek ne pucha-Ye kya kar rahe ho Sardar Ji ? SARDAR- Oye! Break dance:-)
Ek Tha Sardar, Baitha Tha Bekar, Mehangai se Tha Lachar, Uski Ma Ko Aaya Vichar, Khilaya Usko sindhi Achar, Ho Gaya Chamatkar Aur laafa khaye SHARAD PAWAR
Kateel lagta he aadmi jab uske, hath me talwar hoti he. us se b kateel lagti he aurat jab uske body pe na kameez na salwar hoti he.
Never Say I Failed 99 Times, Say I Discovered 99Ways Which Causes Failure -Thomas Edison Moral:Besharm Ho Jana But Apni Galti Mat Maan na
Mariz-”Dr.saab Mere Paas Paise Nahi He, Aap Mera Ilaaj Kar De To Kbhi Apke Kaam Aaunga” Dr-”Kya Kaam Karte Ho? Mariz-”Qabar Khodata Hu.!
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