Sex Jokes for Whatsapp 35

Kurji : yar shadi tut gai. Murji : kya hua? Kurji : kuchh nahi ladki ke bap ko kaha ki aap ki beti ko behan ki tarah sambhaluga



strange but true- believe in love …!Love has great power ! It can ” REMOVE ” misunderstandings, Anxieties, worries Doubts, Fears ,Tears , T shirts, Tops, Jeans etcetc etc …



In an Aeroplane, after 4-5 drinks- British- I will sleep now??. American- I want to work on internet. German- I will watch movies now. Chinese- I will listen to music now. INDIAN- Aaj tera bhai plane chalayega..??



Teacher: ‘loffer’ aur ‘offer’ me kya antar he??? . Student: Simple mam.. ‘ladka ‘i love u’ bole toh lofer aur ladki ‘i love u’ bole toh offer..



1 Building jo 107 Floor ki thi, usme 3 dost saath rahe te the.. . . 1 Din Lifit kharab ho gayi, to wo stairs se uper jane lage chadte-chadte bor na ho jaye isliye socha ki . 1st Friend Kisi Jang(war) Ki Story Sunaye ga . 2nd friend Koi Funny Story aur . 3rd wala Koi Sad Story Sunaega . . . . Is Tarha 107th Floor tak Pahuch Jaayenge . 1st Ne Jung Ki Story Sunai aur 50 Floor Tak Pohnch Gaye . 2nd Ne Funny Story Sunai aur wo 99 Floor Par Ponch Gaye Phir.. . 3rd sad face karke bola:- yaaro sad story ye hai ki . . apne FLAT ki chabi CAR me hi reh gayi hai ..,



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