Santa ne ek ldhki nu propos mareya ldhki,aava juti lake Santa ,pave juti smet hi aajo asi kedha paath traaya h
ladki ko kiss karna aana chahiye..!! hug to hum sandass mai bhi dete hai???
Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya. Santa : Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya..?? Biwi : Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai..?? Santa : 3 mahine. Biwi : Aur meri shadi ko..?? Santa : 3 mahine. Biwi : Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua..?? Santa : 3 mahine baad. Biwi : Total kitne mahine ho gaye..?? Santa : Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?!!
Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai Socho socho nai pata Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi..
Dil aur duniya mein sirf itna farq ha K Is duniya mein bohat log rahtey hain Aur Is Dil Mein sirf app . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ki ” bhabi ” rehti hai, . TUSI . Har Jaga na war jaya karo ay dil ay koe 72 Seatar bus nahein.
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