Teacher: Prove tat things compress with cold & expand with heat. Student: Sir, Summer me chuttiyan 45 hoti hai aur Winter mey sikud ke 7 reh jati hai!
Sehwag ka beta uski maa se: Maa dekho Papa sixer pe sixer maarte jaa rahe hain! Uski Maa: Dhyaan se dekh beta, yeh live match nahi koi advertisement hoga!
Wo kehte hain hamari biwi to swarg ki apsara hai, wo kehte hain hamari biwi to swarg ki apsara hai, humne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai, hamari to abhi zinda hai.
Jab tum aaine ke paas jaate ho to aaina kehta hai Beautiful, Beautiful aur jab tum aaine se duur jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool, Aprilfool!
Kahi andhera to kahin shaam hogi Meri har khushi tere naam hogi. Kuch maang ke to dekh humse Bijli,Paani ke bill aur Karz mey doobi property tere hee naam hogi.
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