Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.. . 1. At movies:” hey! What r u doing here.. ?? . Me:” tujhe nahi pata yaar.. ?? Mai yaha ticket black karne aata hu.. . . 2. In bus:” A fat lady steps onmy feet: “arey!! beta lagi to nahi.. . Me:” Nai aunty bahot maja aaya ek baar fir se karo na.. . . 3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call:” sorry yaar! So raha tha kya.. ?? . Me:” Nai yaar! Mai to bs late kr dekh rha tha nend hoti kaise h . 4. when they see me with shorter hair: “yaar! Baal katwaye hai kya.. ?? . Me:” Pata Nahi Yaar!! raat ko soya tha subah uth kar dekha to andar chale gaye!! . . 5. When some 1 call me on myland line n asks “where r u.. ?? . Me:” yaar mai market mai hu, phone b gale me latka kar le aaya hu..
Aankho mein basne wala pyaara sa ishara ho?. Andheri raat mein chamakta sitara ho?. Chhu bhi nahi sakti udasi kabhi usko?. Jiska Koi DOST itna pyaara ho..!!
Mjh se ab yeh “judai” ka ZEHaR piya Nahi jata. Ho Sake to 1 Thandi “coke” pila do (‘.’)/naly gal sun /) ( ! ! Chips v le i .. .
S.G.Group, Santa:” mujhe uss ladki se bachao.. . . . Banta:” kyo ?? . . . Santa:” jab se maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga.. saali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai..
Boy:” Tumhara Naam Kya Hai ?? . . Girl:” Mina, Aur Tumhara ?? . . Boy:” Kamina . . Girl:” Jhoot Mat Bolo.. . . Boy:” Tum 5 mint Pass Beth Ke Dekh Lo Tum Isi Naam Se Bulaogi.. )
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