Santa and Banta looking at an Egyptian mummy Santa: Luk so many bandages pakka truck accident case! Banta: Areh, truck number is also written, BC-1700
Chandni raat thi, nadi ka kinara tha, asmaan me taaron ka nazara tha, Tabhi ek premi ne pyar se muskarate hue uski premika se kaha: Aye Susmita, Bidi Piyegi?
Dosti dil hai, dimaag nahi Dosti soch hai, aawaz nahi Koi aankhon se nahi dekh sakta dosti ke jazbe ko Kyunki dosti ehsaas hai andaaz nahi!
Johny Walker: Mere pass bangla hai, gaadi hai, bank locker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass? Johny Lever: Mere pass in sabki chabi hai!!
Jeeto: Oh zara dheere karo Kyon Shatabdi chala rahe ho Maalgadi chalaao Itne mein Pappu bed se gira aur bola.. Pappu: Jo marzi chalaao par savaari ko to mat giraao!!
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