Jo har shaam tumhe ched jaye, jo har raat tumhare gaalon ko chum jaye jo har subah tumhare kano me kuch kah jaye, usse maar do wo machhar hai(Dengu se bacho)
Teri awaaz sunne ko jab taras jata hun, toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hun. Teri surat dekhne ko jab taras jaata hoon,toh cartoon network laga leta hoon. Waqt hona chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye,bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hai!
Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi, jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jaata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!
Dil do to kisi ek ko, Aur do toh kisi nek ko. Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko. Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, Try karte raho har ek ko.
Apke brain ki scan report aa gayi hain 10mg mitti, 10mg patthar, 500g bhusa! kamaal ho gaya! Mujhe laga brain khali hoga!
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