1 sindhi akhrot bech raha tha sardaar ne pocha ye khane se kya hota he Sindhi.::: dimagh tez hota he sardaar : kese? Sindhi: Acha ye btao 1 kilo chaawel me kitny danay hoty he sardaar:: pata nahi Sindhi ne usko akhrot khilaya’ or bola,; btao 1darzan me kitne kele hote he sardaar: 12 Sindhi: dekha dimagh tez howa sardaar ; 1 kilo de do??
Teacher: Homework Kyun Nhi Kiya Student: Sir,Light Nhi Thi Ther:To Mom Batti Jala Lete Stunt: Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi Ther:Machis Kiun Nai Thi Sdent:Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi. Ther:To Wahan Se Le Aate Sdent: Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha Ther: Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy Sdent: Pani Nhi Tha Sir Ther: Pani Kiun Nhi Tha Sdent: Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi. Ther: Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi Student: Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi….Jesh.
Question: “How To Kill An Ant??” Asked In An Exam For 10 Marks!! Student: Mix Chilli Powder With Sugar, & Keep It Outside The Ant’s Hole..! After Eating, Ant Will Search For SomeWater Near A Water Tank. Push Ant In To It.. =!! Now Ant Will Go To Dry Itself Near Fire, When It Reaches Fire, Put A Bomb Into D Fire..!! Then Admit Wounded Ant In ICU..!! =O And Then Remove Oxygen Mask From It’sMouth And Kill The Ant.. !! =| MORAL: Don’t Play With Students.. !! They Can Do Any Thing For 10 Marks..
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