Wife=mobile, Husband=sim card, dono mile to hua recharge! Ladka hua to incoming, lerki hue to out going, kuch na hua to miss call!
Banta was making Omlet, he broke the egg n the egg was empty! Banta: kia zamana agaya ha murghi bhi abortion karati ha.
Ek din poocha Muskurahat ne humse, har pal hame kyun bulate ho? Humne kaha – Hum yaad apne yaar ko karte hai,Tum kyun chale aate ho?
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua hum umar bhar gam ke sahare jee lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare jee lenge!
Aaj ek aur din jeelo, Aaj ek aur khwaab dekhlo Aaj ek aur din jeelo, Aaj ek aur khwaab dekhlo Aaj ek aur Call karlo Kya pata kal balance ho na ho!!
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