Sex Jokes for Whatsapp 21

Ek pagal dusre se-wo dekho wo chand hai na dusra pagal-abe gadha wo to suraj hai pehla pagal-mujhe nahi pata mai naya aya hun na



Ek Accident huaa.. Bahut Bheed jama ho gayi.. Santa ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha! . . usne bahut koshish ki par kucch bnhi dekh paya . . Santa dimaag laga kar bola ? Ye mera BAAP hai.. . . Bheed pichhe hati.. . . . To dekha KUTTA maraa pada tha.!.



A muslim couple after divorce Husband:ab hamare bech koi rishta nahi hai Wife:aise mat bolo salim k abba Hum abhi bhi mousere bhai behen hai.



PASTOR’S BUSINESS CARD (HUMOR) A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote “Revelation 3:20″ on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10.” Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.” Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.” Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! “A cheerful heart is good medicine” (Prov. 17:22).



Height of insult Boy : you look like a barbie. Girl : *happily* you mean beautiful&tall ? . . . . . . . Boy : no, plastic & without brain? Enjoy the Fun



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