Jab Rote h to koi haal tak nhi Puchta E- Doston…. Thoda sa Muskura kya le To GHAR wale kahte h.. Kiska MSG aya h.?..?..?* Uff itna Shakk….
Mind Blowing…. Husband BV se: Pani pila do.. BV: Kya pyaas lagi hai? Hsband (Ghusse se): ?Nahi? Gala check karna hai kahin se ?LEAK? to nahi ho raha he..
Agar question paper tuff lage ya samajh me na aye to ek gehri saans lo aur zor se chillao kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho…!?
Postman :- Oye Paapey ! Pata hai muje ye packet deliver karne k liye 5 meel chalna pada. Sardarji :- Kyun? Aap courier kar dete…….. $M$
Sardarni: Lo, light chali gayi Sardar: Light chali gayi to kya, fan chalu kar Sardarni: Lo, ki na wahi sardaron-waali baat, Agar fan chalu kiya to mombatti bhuj nahin jayegi ? $M$
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