Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai? Santa: Oye tenuh eh vi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
Santa traveling 1′st time in plane going 2 mumbai. While its landing, he shouted ‘Bombay..Bombay’ Air hostess said “B silent”..Santa said “OK”..Ombay Ombay”
Munna Bhai: abbey circuit agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya larne ka. Circuit: Bhai bole to bina sui k 14 injection laga lene ka Kya.
Hutch walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa, aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain! Tujhe meri dosti kasam …………… tuuuuu nahi jayega!
Ye Scooty kab li? Banta: Kal ek ladki mujhe scooty par le gaye sare kaprey utar kar boli jo chahiyey le lo, Maine socha kaprey ka kya karoongaa, So Scooty li.
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