Guy 1: whats the time? Guy 2: Its time for you to get a watch!!!
munna bhai- circuit, ye ford jaya hai? circuit- bhai, gaadi hai munna bhai- toh oxford kya hai? circuit- bhai dkho, ox mane, bel or ford mane gaadi= BELGADI
master- kanjoos bole toh kaun? student- usko kitne bhe sms karo uska reply nae ata master- uska ek example do student- apki beti
Baap- Tipu sultan kaun tha Beta- pta nae Baap- school jao toh pata lage na! Beta- ramesh unce kaun hai Baap- pata nae Beta- ghar par raho toh pata chale na!!
Mareez nurse se- pani pilao Nurse- oh! pyaas lag rahi hai Mareez- (gussay se)nhi check kar raha hun gala leak tok nahi ho raha hai!
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