Ptni:- tum mujhse kitna pyar krte ho pti :- shajhan jitna.. wafi :- mere mrne ke bad tajmhal bnwaoge … husband:- mein to plot le bhi choka hu ..pgli dar to tu kri hai..
when the age of the women 15 to 25:wo football ki tarah hoti hai sare us k peche bhagte hai. 25 to 35:cricket k ball ki tarah hoti hai sare use lena chahte hai magar ek k hath aate hai. 35 to 45:table tennis ki tarah ek kehta to rakh dosra kehta hai to r
This 1 is a killer ….. Teacher- beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot hai uska matlab kya hai? Student- iska matlab hai ki tiger online hai.?
Height of nonsense …. girl : mera facebook pe account ban jaYega kya……? boy : haan yar ban sakta hai,tumhara kya kisi ka bhi ban sakta hai girl : to kya phir main apne account mein paise jama karwa sakti hu kya..?.? …
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