Murgi anda deti h, aur gaay dudh deti he, to aisa kon he jo dudh bhi deta he, aur anda bhi deta he? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dukandaar.ha ha ha ha ..
Horror Films Mein Ladki Ko Ghar Mein Jab kuch Ajeeb Sunai Deta Hai To Wo Kehti Hai:” Kaun Hai Wahan..??? . . . . . . . . Jaise ki Bhoot Bolega:” Haan Jaan Main kitchen Mein Hun….. . . Pakode tal raha hu.. khaogi kya.. ??:-P
GF Ka ANTiM SANSKAR Karne Ke Baad LadKa Jb Ghar Jane Laga Tbhi TUFAN Aaya, BiJLi KadKi, BADAL Garja. LadKa-Lagta Hai PAHUNCH Gayi..:)
Santa k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha Dctr=Ye kaise Hua? Santa=Mai Hatho Se Patthar Tod rha Tha,To kisi ne kaha”Paaji kabhi to Dimag Istemal karo”…?
Mandir k pujari ko loose motion ho gya.. medicine lene samay pujari ne dctr ko poocha. “ANY PRECAUTIONS? “Dctr said, “SHANKH zor se mat bajaana” .
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