A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan “tuunnn..” HUSBND: What was that for? WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket with the name JENNY on it. HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last week & JENNY was the name of my HORSE. WIFE: Sorry! Next day wife hit him with the frying pan AGAIN! “tuunnn..” HUSBND: why did u hit me again? WIFE: Ur Horse is on the phone
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Na moh na maaya hai, Aalas tumhe hi aaya hai, Humein b msg kar liya karo beta, Mummy papa ne mobile sirf “LOVER” k liye nahi dilwaya hai.
‘Beggar: Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee. Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only. Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend! Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend? Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a begger.’
Wife : How much do you love me ? Santa : I love U so much, I can’t measure. Wife : No just tell me…. Santa : Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my SIM card, i am nothing without you… Wife : Wow ! that’s so romantic… Santa (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn’t know, this is a Chinese phone, with FOUR SIM cards???
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