Tuesday, 27 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 154

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti he? Gal-Apna koi time nhi,jab dil kre so jatihu,or jab dil kre uth jatihu Boy-Naughty.Tu bilkul mere KUTTE pe gai he



Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya… Wah! Wah! Wah!! Wah!! Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya. Phirrrrr kiya? Phir kya Kamino! Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh Aaya….. Jesh…. I Love u Nami…



Mana K Hum Tmse Bahut Ladte H Magar Pyar B Bahut Karte H Mere Gusse Ki Wajah Se Naraz Na Ho Jana Hum Gussa Upar S Or Pyar Dilse Karte H.



Santa 2 girl- “I Love U” Girl slaps him n says, “Kamine kya bola tu???” Santa slaps her back n asks, “jab suna nahi to, thappad kyu mara???” =)) =D :p



Interviewer: Just imagine, you are in 8th floor, . . . . It caught fire, How will you escape? . . . Pappu : Its very simple, . I will stop my imagination..!!



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