Santa – Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta. JUDGE – Kya kehti thi maa? Santa – Jab baat hi nahi suni toh kaise bataun kya kehti thi.
Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain. Friend: Wow, Kab kar rahe ho? Santa: Meri 7th Dec ko hain aur uski 23rd Jan ko!!
Tum mann hi mann unhe chahte reh gaye, unhe patane ke plan banate reh gaye. Pata laga ke koi aur le gaya unhe, tum to bas unki shaadi me tent aur kursiyan lagate reh gaye
Exam Song: Chanda Mama so Gaye, Students saare jaage Dekho pakdo yaaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam toh dooji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Jo Tumko Ho Pasand Vahi baat kahenge Tum din ko agar raat kaho toh raat kahenge, kyunki… kyunki… Paaglon se behas nahi ki ja sakti!
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