What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
Boy – I Love You..!!! . Girl- Khud ka muh dekh kamine . . Boy- dekha hai isi liye to tumhe love u kahe raha hu, nhi to katreena ke paas na jata kamini :p
U can’t beat this-! Manager-Hamara Bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai Santa-Jab dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyon de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye! Gm
WARNING message 4 your good health: Please don’t eat Chips Pizzas Burgers Ice Creams And Chocolates . .. … without me!
Mareez- Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon, Neend sukoon se aati hai, Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai, Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai, Koi pareshani hi nahi. Aisa kiyon hai ? Doctor: Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon. Aap ki zindagi may Vitamin “she” ki kami hai…
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