Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Santa’s Wife: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lenge? Santa: Nahin, pehchaan lenge!!
Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge, choice zara sochke karna, zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge.
Patni: Main Ja rahi hun maike, Udhar ja ke Talaq ka case karungi. Pati: O Ja, Aisi Mithi baatein karke mujhe khush karne ki koshish na kara kar..!!
Woh mud mud k hume dekh rahe the aur hum unhe Woh mud mud k hume dekh rahe the aur hum unhe Kyunki Exam mein na unhe kuch aata tha na Hume!!
Life me hamesha Haste raho, Muskurate raho, Gaate raho, Gungunate raho Taaki tumhe dekhte hee log samajh jaaye ke tum ‘UNMARRIED’ ho!!
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