Ek pagal khat likh raha tha Dr. ne pucha kisko likh rahe ho? pagal- khud ko. Dr- kya likha? Pagal- mujhe kya pata, mujhe mila thodi na hai
At the time of delivry wife- god lakda ho husband- god ladki ho God- Shut up! confuse mat karo warna aisa item nikalungi ki tu dono rowonge or woh tali bajaega
CRIME STORY 5 Friends 1 kamre me rahte the unke nam the: PAGAL, KISKO, ULLU, DIMAG, KISI One day KISI ne KISKO ko mar dala us time DIMAG bathroom me tha PAGAL police station gaya Kya ye police station hai? Police: ha, kya bat hai PAGAL: KISI ne KISKO mar dala. Police: kya tum pagal ho PAGAL: han mai hun Police: kya dimag nahi hai PAGAL: DIMAG to bathroom me tha Police: tum ullu ho ! PAGAL: nahi ULLU ko to pata hi nahi wo msg pad rha hai.
what do generaly boys do in examination hall..? 1. they count the number of girls sitting around them 2. scratch their heads 3. look how short the grl’s dress is. 4. look each other for just a single mark answer. after xms.. 1. one says, yaar chemistry he tha na? 2. other replies, nae yar i think it was phys 3. then 1st one says, the grl sitting besides me was really bomb yaar 4. yeah, i saw her she was realy hot, bt y she was using a calculator??
Girl-why do U Love a Rose dt dies in a day, bt Not Me who dies 4U Everyday..? Marathi Santa- . . Bappa Bappa Evhda English kava shikli Va tu!!
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