Q:Wat will Gita be called if she starts wearing cool,fashionable & funky clothes? A: Yogita – Yo! Gita.
Man: Oye tera ek daant Neela kaise ho gaya? Santa: Maine Ink lagaayi hain. Man: Woh Kyun? Santa: Oey yaar yeh ‘Blue Tooth’ ka zamaana hain!
Kaash tum bakre hote, Hum tumhe ghaas khilate aur pyar se tumhare seeng hilate aur puchte.. Paagal kaun? Tum ya Main? Aur tum pyar se bolte – Main Main Main!!
Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life. RANI – Before marriage. LAXMI – After marriage. BAI – After children.
What do u call a person who shakes immediately upon hearing his name ? . . . . A: Abhishek !
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