S.G.Group, Ek ladki raste pe akeli jaa rahi thi.. . . . Ek ladka bola:”ghar tak lift chahiyekya.. ?? . . . . . . Ladki:”bhag saale, 3 din se lift le rahi hu, . . Ab tak ghar nahi pahunchi..
A sweet poem about “POTTY” “potty meri pyari potty, Shauchalay ki rani potty, Subah-Subah jab aye potty, Ghar angan mehkae potty, Pili potty, kali potty, Haye re meri nyari potty, Kudrat ka dastur nirala, Sabko hi aaye hai potty, Khul ke jo na aaye potty, sachchi bada sataye potty, Lagatar jo aaye potty, sabke hosh udaye potty, Pet ke andar factory kaisi, Jo ke roz banaye potty.
Sab Kehte Hai Dunia Me Maa-Baap Se Badkar KoiNhi Isliye Jaldi Se Shadi Karlo Aur Maa-Baap Ban Jao Rishta Wahi,Soch Nayi.
A C A Student went & proposed a. girl Girl : What can u do to make me love you ? Boy : I will do what ever u want, I vl bring stars from the sky, I vl jump from where ever u say, I vl do anything for u. … Girl : Can u complete ur C A without a single back?? . . . Boy : Chalta hu behan….. apna khyal rakhna …!!!
Interviewer: Let me check your word Power. pappu : Ok Sir. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.. … . .pappu: hmmmm… Bad Interviewer: Come pappu: Go. Interviewer: Ugly. pappu: Pichlli. Interviewer: PICHLLIIIII???? pappu: UGLYYYYYYYYY. Interviewer: Shut Up. pappu: Keep Talking. Interviewer: Ok now stop these all. pappu: now carry on this all Interviewer:abe … chup ho ja.chup ho ja.chupho jaaaa pappu: abe… bolta rah.bolta rah.bolta rahhh Interviewer: Areeee yaaar pappu: areeee dushmannnnnn Interviewer: Get Out. pappu: Come In. Interviewer: Oh my God. pappu: Oh my Devil. Interviewer: U r Rejected. pappu: I m selected…Thank u thank u sir…:) :p
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