MURGA MURGI SE- I love u jaan. Main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon. MURGI:Haye Allah sachi. MURGA:Haan. MURGI:Chal phir aaj anda tu de de.
Pappu ki uske baap se hui ladai. Baap ne ki pappu ki pitai, Pappu ka khaula khoon, Gya kabristaan aur kabar pe Baap ki photo tang k likh diya. “COMING SOON”
Ek lady kanjuso ke ghar se, Rote hue bahar nikli. People asked kya hua? Lady-kanjuso ke ghar gyi thi. Zalimone chai ke liye bhi, Mera hi doodh nikal liya.
1 pagal khali paper ko bar-2 choom rha tha. 2 pagal-ye kya h? 1 pagal-love letter h. 2 pagal-magar ye to khali h. 1 pagal-aaj kal bol chal band h.
Neend aati h to khawab aate h. Khwab me 1 ladki aati h, Ladki k peeche uska baap aata h. Phir na neend aati h na khwab aata h.
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