Son:kal papa Nokrani ko bed pe Lita k… Mom:Ruko papa k samne bolo PAPA AATE HI Son-papa Nokrani k sath wahi kr rhe the Jo Varma uncle apke sath krte hai.
Eak bar ek aadmi jangal gaya Wanha usne ped par latke sap(snek) Kko dekha phir usne bola latakne se Kam nahi chalega mommy ko bolo Complain bhi phlaye.
Lady 2nd floor se, Banana wale ko dekh kr pochti hai. ‘Kela kesy dega?’ Banana wala, mem sahab 8 me 12, Lady. 7(sath) me 13(tera) lungi, Deta hai to upar aaja.
Girl check up k liye gai Dr ki niyat khrab hogi Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye, Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ? Dr:Checkup k liye, Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ? Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye Dr Starts fucking Girl:kya kar rahe ho ? Dr:Aids checkup Girl:check kya krna hai, Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi.
Waqt par aadat na badli to wo Zarurat-e-life ban jaati hai, Aur agar time pr girl friend na badli To wo kambakht WIFE ban jati hai!
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