Thursday, 22 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 46

Yaaro Ke Bich Yaarana Sikh Gaye Thoda Sur Lagaya Or Trana Sikh Gye Zindagi Me Sab Kuch Thik Tha Par Galat Tab Hua Jab Land Hilana Sikh Gye.



Atal ji: Soch raha hu shadi karlu. Advani: karle yaar Atal ji: kuwari se karu ya vidhwa se? Advani: kuwari se karle vidhwa to apne aap ho jayegi.



Boss-V R Vry Keen On Cleanlines. Did U Wipe Ur Feets On D Mat As U Came In? New Employe- Yes Sir. Bos- V R Also Keen On Truthfulnes Thre Is No Mat



Mr.bean and his wife drinking Hot coffee at a cafe. Bean:Drink fast Wife:why? Bean:look at the board board “hot coffee rs.5 and Cold coffee rs.30″.



PATNI: Sunte ho padoswale Guptaji ki beti ko Maths mein 99 marks mile hain. PATI: Are wah, phir 1 number kahan gaya? PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai!!



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