Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 98

Terrorist Ne Budhiya K Ghar Me Bomb Rakh Diya. Log ChiLLaye;-Budhiya Bomb Hai. Budhiya Sharmakar BoLi Dhatt Teri Wo To Mai Jawani Mai Thi.



Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law? Becouse… Baba Ramdev (Yoga WaLey) Said;-Apni Saans Ko Bahar NikaLo..



Kash Tumhare Chehre Pe Chicken-Pox Ke Daag Hote,, * ! * ! * ! * Chand To Tum Ho Hi, Sitaray Bhi Saath Hote..

GirL:-Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho Boy:-BoLo Kya Karu GirL:-Chand Todh Ke La Sakte Ho? Boy:-Phir Eid Kya Tere Baap Ko Dekh Ke Manayenge;-(

Ek saccha dost wahi hai jo apka pehala ansu poch le, dusara ansu rok le or agar tisra ansu aye tojor se thappad mare or kahe le ab khul k ro

Faddu joke…:-) .read must….:-D . . . Ek ldka tha.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Khatam joke ab haso sab .

Pintu(haste huy):- yar aaj mere dost ne meri gf ka number chura liya…. . Chintu:- teri gf ka number tere dost ne chura liya or tu itna khush hai… . Pintu:- wo saala apni bhen ko hi romantic msz bhej rha hai….:-P

In the rain…<3 . Ek ladki ne mujhse pucha kya mai tumhare umbrella ke niche aa sakti hu..<3 . I replied:- no sister.. . . . . . . . . . . . Moral:- moral-voral kuch nhi ldki khaas nahi thi yar.....:-P

Full form of . Wife . W-wonderful I-item F-for E-entetanment . . Husband . H-handsome U-useful S-simple B-but A-at N-night D-dangerous....:-P

Ek ladka raste me gadhe ke samne gir gya . Ek ldki ne use dekha or kha:- bhaiye ke charan chu rhe ho kya...? . Boy replied:- ji bhabi ji

Jaj-Suna h pichale 10 sal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rkha h Snta-Pr Janab Jaj:Safai ki jrurat nhi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

3 chor Billu, Sonu aur Santa, police se chhup k 3 boriyon me ghus gaye. Police wala aya, usne pehli borime laat mari.. Billu bola, BOW-BOW.. Police wala- kutta hai- dusri bori me laat mari.. Sonu bola, MIAUU.. Police wala- billi hai.. Teesri bori me laat mari., koi awaz nai ayi.. Fir mari., koi awaz nai.. 20-25 laat mari to andar se Santa chillaya:- Abe haramkhor, AALOO kabhi bolta hai kya.. Djsumit

Teacher : aaj tune fir homework kyon nahi kiya? Student = sir light nahi thi. T= to mombatti jala leta. S= sir machis nahi utha sakta tha, T= kyun be ? S= sir puja k ghar me rakhi thi, T= to uthayi kyon nahi ? S= nahaya nahi tha sir, T- nahaya kyon nahi tha? S= paani nahi tha sir. T= abbey, paani kyon nahitha? S -sir motar nahi chal rahi thi. T = ab motar ko kya hua? Student - Abbey Phagla gya hai kya .... Kutte Kamine Kitni baar bolun ki light nahi thi..:D:D Djsumit

bipasha ko ladka hua kalla" . John:- tu gori mai gora par yeh kese kaala . Bipasha:- tu hot mai hot jal gya saala...:-P



Banta road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya or jor se chillaya…. Kamine poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.



jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye, hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye, aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.



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