Saturday, 3 May 2014

Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 96

Techr-Samundr Me Nimbu Ka Ped Ho To Tum Nimbu Kaise Todoge? Golu-Chidiya Bnkr T-Tuje ChidiyaTera Bap Bnayega G-SmundrMe Ped Apka Bap Lgayega



Santa;-ChaL Bahar ChaLte Hai Tazi Hawa Kha Kar Aayege. – Banta;-Tu ChaL Mai Chamach Aur PLat Lekar Aata Hu..;-)



Girl – aap mujhe lift denge mai apko 1 kiss dungi. Boy – jaha chaho waha pahuncha dunga kiss rahne do bas 1 ltr petrol dalwa dena . Hay re mahnagai ………………… (ajit maniyar):p



Mam -krishna ka aacha dailoge batao….. Student – teri maka saki naka. Mam – murkh me bhagvan krishna ke bareme puch rahi hu. (created by ajit maniyar 16/10/12)



Boy1: Titanic dekh kar kya sikha? . . . . . . . . Boy2: Sikha kuch nahi, abhi tak soch ra hu ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi painting kaise kar sakta hai.



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