Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 95

Boy :Mai 4 Saal Ka Hun Aur Tum .. ?? Girl : Mai Bhi 4 Saal KiHun .. Boy”Toh Phir Chal Na … … … Girl Sharmaty Huye Kahan .. ?? Boy: PoliO Peene .. Djsumit



Kabhi class me top na karo Warna log tumse jalne lage ge . . . Hamesha late class me jao Is tarah har teacher tumhe yaad rakhega :p . . Zyada padhne se time waste hota hai.. Aur time waste karnaburi baat hai Kabhi test na do Kyuki Beizzati ke 2 marks se to izzat ke 0 acche hai….:P =DD:D thoko LiKE If You Agree ??:- p Djsumit



Aishwarya’s Baby in school . Teacher-who is ur grand pa? Baby-Big B Teacher-who is ur mother? Baby-Miss World Teacher-who is ur father? . . . . . . . . . . Baby-No Idea Sir Ji



Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dushre se bhut pyaar karte thee.. . . . . Ladki ke baap ko pata lag gya… . . . Usne gusse se bijli se chalne wali aaari ko ladki kegardan(neck) pe rakh diya.. Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi, achanak light chali gayi… . Pass mai khadha woh ladka chillaya.. Congress sarkar Zindabad… Moral: Agar sacha hai aapkapyaar to saath hai Bharat Sarkar…



Achhe dreash pahante ho Aur pura stayle rakhte ho baat karne ki tameej nahi Aur mobile haath me rakhte ho @<3



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