Girl f – muz pe shyari banoo boy f – in kali kali zulfose karti ho aandhera ………………………………… in kali kali zulfose karti ho aandhera …………. Hoja takli aur karde sabera … ( Vijay mundlik)
God:What do you want? Boy:A very beautiful girl! God:If you are a muslim I will give you Katrina,if you are a hindu I will give you Kareena,if you are a christian I will give you Genilia,what’s ur name? Boy:Abdul Vijay Fernandes. God:Rakhi Sawant de saale ko.Bahut over smart ban rhah:)
Man to hotel manager: Jaldi chalo,meri wife khirki se kodh kar jaan dena chati h. Manager:So Sir what can i do Man:Abe khirki nahi Khul Rahi
Santa to banta 1 car me bum fit karte h , santa’ banta yar ye bum fit karte huye fat gaya to, banta’ koi bat nahi mere pass 1 or h…reetesh
Sorry to disturb u,but its urgent… Sita mata ka apaharan ho gay hai or hanumanji ko 1000 bandaro ki jarurat hai…. To sms milte hi nikal pado…. || JAY SHREE RAM ||
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