Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 106

Boy:-I luv U.. Girl:-I hate U… Boy:-R U sure.. Girl:-yes….. Boy:-weter make a bill alone for me…… Girl:-hey,hey wait…….. I luv u………



Ek bar santa apni girlfriend ko apne ghar pe le ke gaya… Usne sari khidki darwaje band kar diye, sari lights off kar di or Girlfriend se kaha . . . . . Dekh meri watch me light jalti hai……..



Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho To Biwi ko tang na kare . . Khud uthkar apne hath se . . . Pani pee lein!! Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.



Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai? Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke? Boy: Kya matlab? Girl: PAYAL aur aapka? Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein? Girl: Matlab? Boy: Prasad.



Oscar nomination for blue films are: 1. Uatar ke panti so gayi aunti. 2. Hasina ke dudu me pasina. 3. Pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me. 4. Ghar me saali to puri raat diwali.



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