Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi 20 lac 25 lac 30 lac ek Lady ne hairat sa Car kikharab halat pe gaur kiya,usey Car mien koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paaskhare ek Aadmi se poocha: . is khataara Car mien aisi kon C khoobi hai k is ka itne paise lag rhe hain? . Admi bola: Madam ab tak iss Car k 10 haadsey ho chukay hain, aur hairat ki baat ye hai k hr haadsey men sirf or sirf“Husband†ki he maut hui hai… Lady: ohhh…. aisi baat haito 40 lakh….:) Djsumit
meri kismat me to rona hai aap sab bhi apni kismat aazmaalo Aap ke name ka 2nd wordaap ko bataega ki aap ko Zindagi mein subse jyada kya milega….? A. Kiss B. Rose C. Missed calls D. Bohat izzat E. Blessing F. Dua G. Mitha iH. Money I. Respect J. Khushi K. Doulat L. Perfums M. Mohabbat N. Happiness O. Care P. Friendship Q. Gift R. Lots of love S. Love 4 ever T. Tension U. Tears V. Pain W. Hug X. Flate Y. Chocolate Z. Love or comment box me likho fast…:) Djsumit
L-lake of sorrow O-ocean of tears V-valley of death E-end of life For those who r really in luv with lotz of emotion nfeeling but jinka inse wasta nahi unke liye luv z simply a toy jab tak dil na bhare khelo phir phaink do….. Djsumit
Dekh k Propose kia karo:D . . . . ÑÄwaßzÃ¥Äa VìrÃ¥m Djsumit
Sir – samundar me nibu ka ped ho to nibu kaise todenge student- chidiya banke …. Sir – aadmi ko chidiya tera bap banayega ….. Student- samundar me ped teri ma lagayegi ……………. {kedari lacky}
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