I Said to god, “I’m D Sweetest In D World” God Laughed & Said “Wait, U’ve Not Met D Person Reading this sms!” Moral:Even God cracks jokes..!
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
Always keep ur picture in ur pocket, u know y? Whenever u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times, if i can face tis i can face anything.
What’s the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand? Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my headache, one day I’ll kill u.
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