Friday, 25 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 60

ZINDAGI MAI AGAR KOI ACHCHHA LAGE TO USE SIRF CHAHNA, PYAR MAT KARNA ! KYOKI PYAR KHATM HO JATA HAI, LEKIN CHAHAT KABHI KHATM NAHI HOTI!!



Sardar apni biwi se :~ 1 glass doodh dena. . Biwi :~ ‘bra’ upar kar ke boli muh laga kar pee lo. . Sardar : ~ kamini, teri isi harkat k karan main pani nahi mangta ~



This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 catseconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!



Wat is confidence? and over confidence ? One day 14 boys decided 2 propose a girl.. 12 boys came with roses, one boy came with a ‘Ring’ That’s confidence:)!! And another boy came wit a condom. tats over confidence:



Medical shayari: When u breathe, u respire. Wah wah ! When u breathe, u respire! Wah wah kya baat hai! When u DONT breathe,U . . .. . EXPIRE.! Subhanallah



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