Army Training k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pocha: Ye hath me kia hai? Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai. Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shanhai, tumhari maa hai maa!! Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumharehathme ye kya hai? Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!! BHidu ek LIKE TOH banTa hai
MASJID = 6 words CHURCH = 6 words MANDIR = 6 words and QURAN = 5 words BIBLE = 5 words GEETA = 5 words Sabhi ka Ek He Updesh. 6-5 = 1 . . SABKA MAALIK EK iss Bar sabhi ko Like krna padega…..
Supper minded Pappu !!! Pappu bar bar apna facebook ka Password bhool jata tha . . . Usne socha mein facebook ka pasword kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhoolu . .. Usne password rakha ” INCORRECT” … Ab jab bhi wo galat password enter karta Computer usey khud bata deta Ur password is ” Incorrect ” Pappu Rocked, Facebook Shocked :
Daru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi engineer ne Kasam li aur ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga 1st fekte bola- Teri vajah seMeri Naukri gayi 2nd fekte bola- Teri vajah se Mera Ghar bika 3rd fekte bola- Teri vajah se Meri Biwi chali gayi 4th uthai to vo bhari hui nikli toh bola- Tu Side me hoja pagli, Tu to bekasur hai…;-) Ek Like toh banta boss
Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti hai.. Meri facebook pe ID bana do … ! . . . Maine kaha : Tujhe ID Chalana Aati bhi hai kya?? . . . Woh pagli boli : Chala aap lena… Main picche baith jaungi __ ! Ha ha ha ha , boys THOKO LIKE
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