Apni badnasibi ka haal kis kis ko sunau Ae dosto… : : gf k no. pe rechrg krane gya : or recharge wala uska bhai nikla.. : : hat jao yaro hospital ja rha hu HAHAHAHA
PAPPU Biwi Se: Pani Pila Do … Biwi :- Kya! ,Pyaas Lagi Hai ?? .. … .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. …….. …………… Â……… PAPPU (Gussey se): “Nahi”Gala Check Karna Hai Kahin se”LEAK”to Nahi Hai
Height Of Extra Kameena Baccha:P .. Baap- 15 Saal k Bete ka School bag Check kar Raha tha. . . 1 Condom Mila. . . Baap- Sharm Nahi Aati Is UMAR Mebag Me ye Rakhta hai? . . . . . Beta- To kya is Umar Me Baap Ban Jau. =D
Gandhi ji ki 1 rishtedar aurat k bete par khoon ka ilzam laga. Aurat ne Gandhi ji se request ki k mere begunah bete ko bacha lo. Gandhi jI ne muqadma lada or ladke ko bacha liya. Aurat bahot shukrguzar hui magar ek sawal kiya. Aaj to aap hain jo bacha liya kal jab aap nai honge to hamare begunah bachon ko kaun bachayega? Gandhi ji ne bahot khubsurat jawab dia : “NOTE PE LAGI MERI PHOTO”
Dudh Me Milawat…. Pani Me Virus…. Cold drinks me kitna shak… Engineers :- Saaf Bachi Hai to sirf “BEER. Piyo Sir Utha Ke.. Jiyo Ladkhada Ke… AgREe karte HO toH THOKo LIKES
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