Thursday, 24 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 35

Chintu ne bled se grlfrnd ka naam apne haath parlikha Aur 5 min baad jor jor se rone laga, Uska dost: Q ro rha ho? Chintu:Abey,purani wali ka likh dia..



Naukar- Sahab, aap ka kutta to bilkul Aadmi jaisa lagta hai, kya khilate ho? . Malik- Nalayak, wo kutta nahi mera beta hai. . Engineering kar raha hai aur aaj- kal Exams chal rahe



Santa Ka Jb Antim Samay Aaya Or Aakhiri Waqt Uske Beto Ne Pocha=Ap Bataye K Apko Hum Jalaye Ya Dafnaye? Santa=Mujhse Mat Pocho Surprise Dena Raj.



Sign of Changing Times: Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Pappu: No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!



BHIKARI – maine ek kitab likhi hai jiska naam hai paise kamane ke sau tarike. Raahgir – To phir bhik kyon maang rahe ho? . . . . . . . . . . . BHIKARI- YE UN SAU TARIKO ME SABSE AASAN TARIKA HAI….. :P



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