Thursday, 24 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 34

एक बुढा अपने वाईफ सै बोला कि आज मेरे अंदर आज बहुँत ताकत है तो वाईफ जवानी मे ताकत तो था नही अब कया अचार डालो गे बुढा आरे रुम मे चलो अजमाके धेखते हैँ shyam kumar



Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh K Udas Baitha Tha, Dost Aaya Pepsi Pi Gaya aur Bola Yar kyu Udaas Hai? Aadmi Bola, Aaj To Din hi Kharab hai Subah Biwi Se Jhagda Ho gaya Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi Office Late Puhncha Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Tha. Wo Bhi Tu Pi Gaya



santa ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, khol k dekha to under CHHUHA mra hua tha, dekh k santa bola:AE lo,chalega kaise. SINGER to mar gaya. .



Snta-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya? Bnta-Liya Nai..Gf Ka Uthaya H Snta-Q? Bnta-Wo Roz Kahti K Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate.. Aaj Mauka Dekh K Utha Liya.



Chhod Diye Wo kaam JinKe Galat The Anjaam. . . Ab Kuch Din Nek Kaamo Mein Bitayenge, Or SaAWAN Ke Baad Hi Nayi Ladkiya Ptayenge. . . (“,) /~ Hat jao. /\ Mandir Jane do… :P



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