Engineer Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Or Bola Ghar Jaane Ki Kya Fees Hai. . . Doctor – 300 Rupees.. . Engg.- Chale Dr. Sahab ? . . Dr. Ne Bike Nikali Engg. And Dr. Ghar Pahuch Gye Dr. Bola Mareez Kaha Hai.. . . Engg.- Mareez Koi Nai Hai Pagal, Taxi Wala 500 Maang Raha Tha Aur Tu 300 Mai Le Aaya :
What Is Engineering?? 1st Year: Alpenlibe- Ji Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye 2nd Year: Mentos- Dimag Ki Bati Jala De 3rd Year: Polo- Sabki Hawa Nikal De Xd 4th Year: Chloromint- Doba Ra Mat Puchna X| Xp
Engineering Student Sitting With His Girlfriend In Restaurant, . . Drinking Beer N Says:- “I Love Youuuu” . Girlfriend:- Is It U Or The Beer Talking ? . Student:- Its Me, Talking To My Beer, U Shut Up”
Swarg Ke Dwar Par 3 Log The.. God: “Sirf Ek Hi Andar Ja Sakta Hai. . Pehla: “Main Pujari Hu, Sari Umar Aapki Seva Ki Hai, Swarg Par Mera Hi Haq Hai. . Dusra: “Main Ek Desh Bhakt Neta Hu, Sari Umar Logo Ki Seva Ki Hai. Swarg Par Toh Mera Hi Haq Hai. . . . . Teesra: “Maine Engineering Ki Padhai Ki Hai.” . God: “Kuch Mat Bol Mere Bhai, Rulaeyga Kya? Saari Jawani Tu Narak Me Raha Hai. Swarg Par Tera Hi Haq Hai..
Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj Kal..?? . Boy: Ji… Engineering.. . . . . . Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Padhai Wadhai Karte Hoge..
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