Ram aur Ravan seriously yudh kar rahe the. Ravan: chal bye Ram: kyon, darr gaya kya? . Ravan: piche dekh, Rajnikant aa raha hai
Santa park me baitha tha. Friend : Kya kar raha hai ? Santa : Badla le Raha hu ! Frnd : Kaise? Santar : Waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai, Ab me waqt barbad kar raha hu
Wife:-Lagta hai Hamari beti ki kisi ke saath setting ho gyi hai .. . . . Husband:-Tumhe kaise pataa ? ?? ? ? . . Wife:-Bahut Din ho gaye mobile Recharge ke Paise nahi maange usne
Papa – Kal Raat Ko Tumne Kitne Der Tak Padhai Ki?? . . . . Beta – 3 Baje Tak.. . . Papa – Lekin Light To 1 Baje Chali Gayi Thi Or Subah 6 Baje Aayi… . . . . Beta – Main Kitabon Mein Itna Ghus Gaya Tha Ki Light Ka Kuch Pata Hi Nahi Chala.. Ye Pakka Engineer Bnega :
1 Engineer,1 Mba Student Or 1 Mca Kasti Me Ja Rahe The. 1 Jin Aaya Or Bola “Samndar Me Koi Chiz Phenko Agr Mene Dhund Li To Me Tumhe Mar Dunga Or Na Dhund Paya To Me Tumhara Gulam” Mba Ne Needle Phenki Jin Ne Dhund Li Or Use Mar Dia. Mca Student Ne Memory Card Phenka. Jin Ne Dhund Lia Or Use Bhi Mar Dia. Engg. Student Ne Disprine Ki Goli Phenki. Wo Pani Me Ghul Gyi. Studnt Bola: Chal Beta Ghar Chal. Bahut Assignment Padehai.:
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