Doctor Pagal se: Tum Pagal Q huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha Is liye wo meri Nathn hui. Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur Dr: Abey chup kar saale Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?
1 Mendhak pandit k pas gya or Apna future pucha. Pandit-Tujhe 1 Ladki milegi or Tera Dil le jayegi.! Mendhak khushi se-Wo milegi kha? . . . Pandit-BIOLOGY- LAB me.
3 saal k bachche ne Pyar ki definition likhi . . . . . . Pyar huggies me huyi Su-su ki tarah hota h. Jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par Khud ko feel hota h
Customar: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage. Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi
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