Ek kisan luti piti halat me gaon me lauta.. Sab ne pucha kya hua…? Kisan : Shaher me anaj bech raha tha.. Gehun le lo,Gehun le lo… Kamino ne samajh liya GAY HOONLE LO.
3 sardar bike se ja rahe the Traphic wale ne roka aur bola, Tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalana jurm hai. 1 sardar: “hame malum hai Isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodane ja rahe hai.
Maha faduu joke .. Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati… Ek din dhoop nikli… Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya…. Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey… Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf mooh kar ke bola… “kidhar..??? . . . . . . . . mai to biscuit lene aaya hu…!! :
Admi shrab k nashy me ghar ja k so gya Rat ko mar gya or Upr ja k usne 1 chance or manga Usko murgi bna k zamin pe bhejdiya gya Murgi banny k bad 1 anda de k Bahut khush hua Jese hi dusra anda deny lga Us k sir p joota lga or Uski bv ki awaz aai Uth Kaminay. Bistar per Potty Kar Raha Hai.
GF-Me Tere Letters K Stamp Tickets Ko KISS Krti Hu, Unhe Tere Lips Ne Chua Hoga BF-Pr M To Unhe Apne Kutte Ki Nak Se Gila Kr K Chipkata tha.
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