Pappu Nd Santa In A Football Stadium.. Pappu – : Paji, Ye Log Ball Se Kya Kr Rhe Hai? Santa : Goal Kr Rhe Hain!!! Pappu – :”Lekin Paji, Ball To Pehle Se Gol Hai , Or Kitni Gol Krenge?”
Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.
Karara Jawab: . . Balu – tere papa doctor hai, aur tu bimar ho gaya! saram ki baat hai. .. . . . Pinto- sharam ki bat to yeh hai ki tere papa condom bechte hai or tu phir v paida ho gaya…
An enGineering Student went & proposed a girl Girl : What can u do to make me love you ? Boy : I will do what ever u want, Ivl bring stars from the sky, I vl jump from where ever u say, I vl do anything for u. … Girl : Can u complete ur Enggnrng without a single back?? . . . Boy : Chalta hu behan….. apna khyal rakhna …
kissing a girl on her fore head is respect, . . kissing a girl on her cheek is care, . . kissing a girl on her eyes is care & love, . . kissing a girl on her lips is love, . . but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend ??? . . HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG ….
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