Kal fir ek ladki par nazar aa gyi;) jiski pehli baar me surat dil ko bha gyi:* le gaya dinner pe;) . . . use . . . bhookhi 2000 ka khana akeli kha gyi
Santa Electric Shop Me-: 2 Pankhe Dena 1 Ladies Or 1 Gents. Salesman: Pankho Me Ladies Or Gents Nhi Hota Santa: Kaise Nahi Hota Ek Bajaj Ka De Or Ek Usha Ka.
Santa Apne Dost K Ghr Se Apne Ghar Jane Laga To Bahar Barish Ho Rahi Thi . . Dost: Aj Mere Pas Hi Ruk Jao Barish Bohat Tez He Santa : Ok . . Dost Ne Bistar Lagaya Or Dkha To Santa Ghayab Tha. 1 Ghante Bad Santa Bheegta Hua Aya Or Kehne Laga. . . ‘Yaara Me Ghr Walo Ko Btane Gaya Tha K Aj Barish Ki Waja Se Me Ghr Nhi Aa Sakunga’
Santa : Main Tere Pyar Mein Lut Gaya, Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho Gaya. . . . . . . Preeto : Haram Khor To Main Kaun Sa Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.
Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain, . . Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai… ? . . . . Santa:- SURAAKH. HaHaHa.
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