Boy To Girl Before Exam:Hey,All The Best. Girl:All The Best To U Too. Girl Scored 80 Marks& Boy Failed Moral:Only Boys Wish With True Heart…….
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MUNNA BHAI : Aby Circuit,Ye Bata,Agr Bina Daanton Ka Kutta Kaat Le to Kya krnay ka? . CIRCUIT : Simple Bhai, Bolay to Bina Sui K 14 Injections Lagwany ka basss.
Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha.. . PATHAN se: Q: Taleem? Ans:B.A . Q: Pakistan kb bna? . Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947 . Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy? Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab.. . SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie 1- B.A, 2- 1947, 3- Geelani . ab SARDAR se. . Q: Naam? Ans:B.A . Q: Kab paida hoay? Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947 . Q: Baap ka naam? Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai
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